I attended a rap event at a nightclub on the Bowery last week. No, it was not rap music. I am a generation removed from that in time and a world away by cultural preference.

In this case, RAP is an acronym for Rosé Avengers and Producers, a group that according to their Web site (www.rapwine.com) is “dedicated to righting the wrongs done to dry rosé.” If you feel this is a compelling issue, you can join them, be militant, and still stay in your armchair with a wineglass.